1. larrydavidofficial:

    my entire life

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  4. assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

    assgod:

    bert-macklen-fbi:

    and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

    image

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  5. deathbymorning:

    eggsnogging:

    in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

    did you get an A

    (Source: xylemphone)

  6. hanukkahlewinsky:

    friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

    me:

    image

  7. 1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

    2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

    3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

    4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

    5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

    — Five things I am trying very hard to accept.  (via shessofuckedinthehead)

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  8. paintdeath:

François-Henri Galland

    paintdeath:

    François-Henri Galland

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  10. deebott:

    itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Scottish Tumbr Photoset #9

    More?

    British Tumblr photoset #8

    Canadian Tumblr Photoset #10

    Top reasons to marry a Scott

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  12. asacaleel:

    Oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman

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